1: Your idea of gambling now days is to put different coloured dummies in front of your baby and see which one she will skillfully place in her mouth.
2: You finally realise just how much your own parents love you.
3: Your baby has nipple crippled you on purpose then laughed.
4: It takes two adults to clean off your baby after having a biscuit.
5: You go on a “shopping spree” and don’t come back with anything for yourself.
6: You spend 10 minutes feeding your baby and 30 minutes cleaning the puree peas out of her nose and ears.
7: Your dog makes sure that when she comes to visit you and your baby, she keeps her head away from little hands.
8: Your baby has done at least ten things that you could have sworn she would never be old enough to actually do.
9: You have to imagine that you are the host of Dirty Jobs just to get through some nappy changes.
10: You find your baby, having removed her own nappy, thinking that kicking it around the cot is the funnest thing ever.
Your #5 is SO true!! My twins are 7 years old, and that still happens to me when I go shopping.
Great list!!
#5 often happens to my mom!