You Know You’re A Parent When Top Ten
1: In the car you blast all your air conditioning past you, through the middle of the two front seats and down towards your baby so she is cool in the scorching summer heat whilst you sit sweating in that hot pocket the air con never reaches.
2: You notice that there are most presents under the tree for your 4 month old than for the 30 family members you bought for this year.
3: Eating dip for breakfast with your finger instead of a water cracker is now acceptable depending on what small number of the AM you got up.
4: You show your soon-to-be four month old the bite Santa reindeer took out of the carrot you left for them.
5: You can make a bottle of formula in the dark but you forgot how to put on a pair of shoes with laces.
6: Your husband thinks it would be funny to let her lick a lemon.
7: You start to believe that there should be some kind of Fisher Price rewards program.
8: The people at your baby store (who have known you by site since before baby was born) now don’t even bother getting you to sign your credit card receipts.
9: You still don’t understand the differences between different brands of baby clothes and sizes, but at least you know now that it’s not you, it’s them.
10: Instead of crying because she is crying, you now think her little turned out bottom lipped sad face is kind of cute.
