You Know You’re A Parent When,
1: You’d rather they throw up on you than themselves, you’re easier to change.
2: Your laptop screen has baby feet print on it.
3: All of the baby gear you own has been held in your mouth at least once.
4: Your day’s “to-do” list is no longer something carefully written in the morning. It’s now a “things I didn’t do today” list that you write at night.
5: You are still holding out hope to find a way to breastfeed and nap at the same time.
6: You’re prepared to watch Eddie McGuire on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire if it means you get 30 minutes to yourself with the baby asleep.
7: You start playing Lotto again.
8: Someone you don’t know, notices your baby-less rocking back and forth in public and says.. “I did the same thing for years after I had my babies..” ..
… years?… oiy…
9: Wearing your hair in a style not safe from the little hands that pull it strand by strand is just a fantasy. Till then it’s headbands, ponytails and bobby pins.
10: The Xbox controller has become a paper weight.
